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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via takemeback-)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via guy)

jioisihicihiainigi:

planetaryviolet:

How They Make Sex Scenes

This made me laugh for about 100 years

LOL

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch, via suckmyvertical)

(via subtle)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: geopsych, via fudge)

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

(Source: idontcareimaduck)

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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(via onlylolgifs)

"you should act more your age"

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(Source: fancyladsnack, via intensional)

(via supnoah)

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plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: plasticbagvevo, via phobias)